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Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.15am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Poster
Hi
I opened the screen door yesterday and my cat got out and has been missing since then so I was wondering if you are not to busy you could make a poster for me. It has to be A4 and I will photocopy it and put it around my suburb this afternoon.
This is the only photo of her I have she answers to the name Missy and is black and white and about 8 months old. missing on Harper street and my phone number.
Thanks Shan.
Fromavid ThorneDate: Monday 21 June 2010 9.26amTo: Shannon WalkleySubject: Re: Poster
Dear Shannon,
That is shocking news.
Although I have two clients expecting completed work this afternoon, I will, of course, drop everything and do whatever it takes to facilitate the speedy return of Missy.
Regards, David.
From: Shannon WalkleyDate: Monday 21 June 2010 9.37amTo: David ThorneSubject: Re: Re: Poster
yeah ok thanks. I know you dont like cats but I am really worried about mine. I have to leave at 1pm today.
From: David ThorneDate: Monday 21 June 2010 10.17amTo: Shannon WalkleySubject: Re: Re: Re: Poster
Dear Shannon,
I never said I don't like cats. Attached poster as requested.
Regards, David.
From: Shannon WalkleyDate: Monday 21 June 2010 10.24amTo: David ThorneSubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster
yeah thats not what I was looking for at all. it looks like a movie and how come the photo of Missy is so small?
From: David ThorneDate: Monday 21 June 2010 10.28amTo: Shannon WalkleySubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster
Dear Shannon,
It's a design thing. The cat is lost in the negative space.
Regards, David.
From: Shannon WalkleyDate: Monday 21 June 2010 10.33amTo: David ThorneSubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster
Thats just stupid. Can you do it properly please? I am extremely emotional over this and was up all night in tears. you seem to think it is funny. Can you make the photo bigger please and fix the text and do it in colour please. Thanks.
From: David ThorneDate: Monday 21 June 2010 10.46amTo: Shannon WalkleySubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster
Dear Shannon,
Having worked with designers for a few years now, I would have assumed you understood, despite our vague suggestions otherwise, we do not welcome constructive criticism. I don't come downstairs and tell you how to send text messages, log onto Facebook and look out of the window. I have amended and attached the poster as per your instructions.
Regards, David.
From: Shannon WalkleyDate: Monday 21 June 2010 10.59amTo: David ThorneSubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster
This is worse than the other one. can you make it so it shows the whole photo of Missy and delete the stupid text that says missing missy off it? I just want it to say Lost.
From: David ThorneDate: Monday 21 June 2010 11.14amTo: Shannon WalkleySubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster
From: Shannon WalkleyDate: Monday 21 June 2010 11.21amTo: David ThorneSubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster
yeah can you do the poster or not? I just want a photo and the word lost and the telephone number and when and where she was lost and her name. Not like a movie poster or anything stupid. I have to leave early today. If it was your cat I would help you. Thanks.
From: David ThorneDate: Monday 21 June 2010 11.32amTo: Shannon WalkleySubject: Awww
Dear Shannon,
I don't have a cat. I once agreed to look after a friend's cat for a week but after he dropped it off at my apartment and explained the concept of kitty litter. I have attached the amended version of your poster as per your detailed instructions.
Regards, David.
From: Shannon WalkleyDate: Monday 21 June 2010 11.47amTo: David ThorneSubject: Re: Awww
Thats not my cat. where did you get that picture from? That cat is orange. I gave you a photo of my cat.
From: David ThorneDate: Monday 21 June 2010 11.58amTo: Shannon WalkleySubject: Re: Re: Awww
I know, but that one is cute. As Missy has quite possibly met any one of several violent ends, it is possible you might get a better cat out of this. If anybody calls and says "I haven't seen your orange cat but I did find a black and white one with its hind legs run over by a car, do you want it?" you can politely decline and save yourself a costly veterinarian bill.
Regards, David.
From: Shannon WalkleyDate: Monday 21 June 2010 12.07pmTo: David ThorneSubject: Re: Re: Re: Awww
Please just use the photo I gave you.
From: David ThorneDate: Monday 21 June 2010 12.22pmTo: Shannon WalkleySubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww
From: Shannon WalkleyDate: Monday 21 June 2010 12.34pmTo: David ThorneSubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww
I didnt say there was a reward. I dont have $2000 dollars. What did you even put that there for? Apart from that it is perfect can you please remove the reward bit. Thanks Shan.
From: David ThorneDate: Monday 21 June 2010 12.42pmTo: Shannon WalkleySubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww
From: Shannon WalkleyDate: Monday 21 June 2010 12.51pmTo: David ThorneSubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww
Can you just please take the reward bit off altogether? I have to leave in ten minutes and I still have to make photocopies of it.
From: David ThorneDate: Monday 21 June 2010 12.56pmTo: Shannon WalkleySubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww
From: Shannon WalkleyDate: Monday 21 June 2010 1.03pmTo: David ThorneSubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww
Fine. That will have to do.
