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calp0l
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calp0l's Application

- NickName - calp0l
- Age - almost 50
- Area You Live - UK East Midlands
- Married/Partner - Partner
- Children - None that I know of
- How Long Have You Been Gaming - 20+ yrs went from Sega M.D to PlaySt 1 & 2 then moved to PC
- Games Played CSGO, ARK, Borderlands, Far Cry, 7D2D the list goes on...
- Other Interests - Tattoos, Shooting Online Gaming,
- Bit About You - Spent most of my career in Driving Jobs Truck, Artic, Buses, Driving Instructor, Taxi Driver. Medically retired now.
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Re: calp0l's Application

were going to need more information.

Just how much are you willing to debase yourself to join?
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Re: calp0l's Application

I heard he likes smoking cock
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Re: calp0l's Application

So you want some nitty gritty.... mmm Lost my virginity on top of the 46A with some random bird while meeting my GF in the Daniel O'Donnell. At the end of the noght I puked in the GF's handbag after eating a Doner on Grafton Street. And NO I can't remember doing that she told me the next day. Also I shot 2 chaps one in the face and one in his leg. They both deserveed it. :mrgreen:
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calp0l wrote:So you want some nitty gritty.... mmm Lost my virginity on top of the 46A with some random bird while meeting my GF in the Daniel O'Donnell. At the end of the noght I puked in the GF's handbag after eating a Doner on Grafton Street. And NO I can't remember doing that she told me the next day. Also I shot 2 chaps one in the face and one in his leg. They both deserveed it. :mrgreen:
after that profile, gets my vote lol
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MegaYoda wrote:
calp0l wrote:So you want some nitty gritty.... mmm Lost my virginity on top of the 46A with some random bird while meeting my GF in the Daniel O'Donnell. At the end of the noght I puked in the GF's handbag after eating a Doner on Grafton Street. And NO I can't remember doing that she told me the next day. Also I shot 2 chaps one in the face and one in his leg. They both deserveed it. :mrgreen:
after that profile, gets my vote lol
Thanks Yoda :D
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Hi Calpol,

Thanks for applying mate, it's a bit early as we usually only consider people who have been around for 6 months (or one week in Slartis basement).
Keep joining us for Friday nights, you're always good company on the server & we'll have a chat in a few months time.

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Re: calp0l's Application

yeah, fuck off Calp0l!

:)

As Mirthy says we need to see a few more months of you debasing yourself! Both slarti and Doggy will need to have their wicked way with you too! Sorry dems the rules.
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Re: calp0l's Application

As a former Taxi Driver I have 10 yrs of accumulated patience. So I'm fine with the waiting time. But remember the meter's always running... :roll:
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calp0l wrote:As a former Taxi Driver I have 10 yrs of accumulated patience. So I'm fine with the waiting time. But remember the meter's always running... :roll:
Bet thats what you say to all the punters.."Cock it or Walk it!"
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Mirthy wrote:Hi Calpol,

Thanks for applying mate, it's a bit early as we usually only consider people who have been around for 6 months (or one week in Slartis basement).
Keep joining us for Friday nights, you're always good company on the server & we'll have a chat in a few months time.

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can recommend Slartis basement, what a nice memory ab)
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Re: calp0l's Application

Welcome to OFc! Hope you don't regret it!
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Re: calp0l's Application

Tell us more about the shooting :?
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You see, my english is really bad. Pls feel free to send me the correct version of my sentences via pm :D
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